Followup to Bible Kill Count
icon32.png Posted: 27 Oct 2012 00:55

As requested on the Bible Kill Count Motivational page, here is a list of kills by god as found in the Bible. I've highlighted a few of my favorite stories to illustrate the immorality of god and his "mob boss" mentality.

Summary Verse Killed
Lot's wife for looking back Gen.19:26 1
Er who was "wicked in the sight of the Lord" Gen.38:7 1
Onan for pulling out & ejaculating on the ground Gen.38:10 1
The Plagues of Egypt Ex.12:12 69,000
For dancing naked around Aaron's golden calf Ex.32:27-28, 35 3000
Aaron's sons for offering strange fire before the Lord Lev.10:1-3, Num.3:4, 26:61 2
A blasphemer Lev.24:10-23 1
For picking up sticks on the Sabbath Num.15:32-36 1
Korah, Dathan, and Abiram (and their families) Num.16:27 12+
Burned to death for offering incense Num.16:35, 26:10 250
For complaining Num.16:49 14,700
For "committing whoredom with the daughters of Moab" Num.25:9 24,000
Midianite massacre (32,000 virgins were kept alive) Num.31:1-35 90,000+
God tells Joshua to stone to death Achan (and his family) for taking the accursed thing. Joshua 7:10-12, 24-26 5+
God tells Joshua to attack Ai and do what he did to Jericho (kill everyone). Joshua 8:1-25 12,000
God delivered Canaanites and Perizzites Judges 1:4 10,000
Ehud delivers a message from God: a knife into the king's belly Jg.3:15-22 1
God delivered Moabites Jg.3:28-29 10,000
God forces Midianite soldiers to kill each other. Jg.7:2-22, 8:10 120,000
The Spirit of the Lord comes on Samson Jg.14:19, 30
The Spirit of the Lord comes mightily on Samson Jg.15:14-15 1000
Samson's God-assisted act of terrorism Jg.16:27-30 3000
"The Lord smote Benjamin" Jg.20:35-37 25,100
More Benjamites Jg.20:44-46 25,000
For looking into the ark of the Lord 1 Sam.6:19 50,070
God delivered Philistines 1 Sam.14:12 20
Samuel (at God's command) hacks Agag to death 1 Sam.15:32-33 1
"The Lord smote Nabal." 1 Sam.25:38 1
Uzzah for trying to keep the ark from falling 2 Sam.6:6-7, 1 Chr.13:9-10 1
David and Bathsheba's baby boy 2 Sam.12:14-18 1
Seven sons of Saul hung up before the Lord 2 Sam.21:6-9 7
From plague as punishment for David's census (men only; probably 200,000 if including women and children) 2 Sam.24:13, 1 Chr.21:7 70,000+
A prophet for believing another prophet's lie 1 Kg.13:1-24 1
God delivers the Syrians into the Israelites' hands 1 Kg.20:28-29 100,000
God makes a wall fall on Syrian soldiers 1 Kg.20:30 27,000
God sent a lion to eat a man for not killing a prophet 1 Kg.20:35-36 1
Ahaziah is killed for talking to the wrong god. 2 Kg.1:2-4, 17, 2 Chr.22:7-9 1
Burned to death by God 2 Kg.1:9-12 102
God sends bears to kill children for making fun of a bald head 2 Kg.2:23-24 42
Trampled to death for disbelieving Elijah 2 Kg.7:17-20 1
Jezebel 2 Kg.9:33-37 1
God sent lions to kill "some" foreigners 2 Kg.17:25-26 3+
Sleeping Assyrian soldiers 2 Kg.19:35, 2 Chr.32:21, Is.37:36 185,000
God sends a lying spirit to lure Ahab into a war to get killed. This is my favorite Bible story. I refer to it as "The lie that god spoke". 1 Kg.22, 2 Chr.18 1+
Saul 1 Chr.10:14 1
God delivers Israel into the hands of Judah 2 Chr.13:15-17 500,000
Jeroboam 2 Chr.13:20 1
"The Lord smote the Ethiopians." 2 Chr.14:9-14 1,000,000
God kills Jehoram by making his bowels fall out 2 Chr.21:14-19 1
Ezekiel's wife Ezek.24:15-18 1
Ananias and Sapphira Acts 5:1-10 2
Herod Acts 12:23 1

TOTAL KILL COUNT: 2,339,366+

There are 10 kills attributed to the Devil. This is from the story of Job and and his family. I will however point out that the Devil had to first get permission from god before he could kill. So some might credit those 10 kills to god. If you know of any missing kills then post a comment.